| This Entry Brought To You By Set Your Goals |
[22 . 04 . 09] |
"Put Yo Hood Up"; originally by Lil Jon, but I get down with the Set Your Goals version.
( Lyrics )
It's all about representing and claiming your crew. And I think I heard it when I was drunk at a show or something. Doesn't matter! Awesome song! And I like it cause it's true. You can't get much deeper than Represent yo' shit muthafuuuucka. Plus they give a shout out to Yoda and Santa. Both being great American heros.
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| This Entry Brought To You By MORE Parties |
[18 . 04 . 09] |
All these awesome parties are totally putting all my ice-cream cake and piñata affairs to shame. It's always a good night when you wake up and find unfamiliar numbers in your cell phone.
By the way, sorry about making off with the chick in the cake Tristan. I figured you wouldn't mind letting me borrow her for a bit. Butterscotch is my favorite flavor and all.
On that note; ADELAIDE! What time should I be picking you up for Homecoming?
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| This Entry Brought To You By Unamused Brothers |
[06 . 04 . 09] |
Killer party ladies. Particularly that punch. Very tasty.
[Private to The Guys]
Some basketball jock made a remark or two about planning to hit on Tamsin. I'd really appreciate some extra muscle power when I go to have a talk with him about why older brothers are the second leading cause of death among teenage boys.
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| This Entry Brought To You By Partiees |
[31 . 03 . 09] |
What day is it? Friday?
Who wants to be my date for the KITPOLLYSSA big blowout? Should I feel wierd that I'm attending a party thrown by three of my ex-girlfriends? Lockhardt? You know you wanna go with me! I'm way prettier than those anime club girls! Your new alias is now Mini Me, by the way.
[Private to the Guys + Nariko]
Oh. And the guy that stole all the towels from the girls locker room 5th period was indeed me with some help from the janitor. You're welcome for all the wet t-shirts, gentlemen.
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| The Entry Brought To You By Lists |
[18 . 03 . 09] |
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I feel so objectified. Ladies, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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| This entry brought to you by Christian actually doing homework |
[17 . 03 . 09] |
"It takes a good memory to have good memories"
-The fortune cookie I had with dinner
I think this is pretty straight forward. The cookie is explaining that you can't look back on good things that happened in the past, if you can't even remember them. Fairly standard...
And I think it's wrong! I don't believe that you have to remember something perfectly to appreciate it. There are plenty of situations that you can't recall the details of but that you can remember the feeling from. Sometimes a sketchy memory of an event can trigger way more happiness than something you remember crystal clear--such as breaking your arm on the football field. Not a good memory but I can recall that Freshman year game pretty damn well. In contrast, I have only the foggiest recollection of getting trashed a few weeks ago, but I remember it being damn awesome.
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| September 22nd brought to you by sibling antagonism |
[08 . 03 . 09] |
Miss Tamsin Lindall, we haven't fought in a while and I'm becoming suspicious of what you're up to. So here's an unflattering photograph of you from when you missed that Taxi when we were in Virginia Beach;
Also, you're not allowed to go anywhere while Veronica is out of town.
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| 002. September 20th brought you by caps lock |
[04 . 03 . 09] |
ATTN: ZACH WHITAKER.
FREE YOUR MIND! NONE BUT YOU CAN LIBERATE YOURSELF!
Who wants to go with me to the bonfire. Adelaide? I know how much you adore me! Almost as much as you enjoy huge teenage get togethers and strutting your stuff in string bikinis.
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| 001. September 10th brought to you by mini CJ |
[25 . 02 . 09] |
Okay. This is SO not awesome. Except for how it let me get away with flipping up that one chick's skirt. That was pretty awesome.
[Private to Tamsin]
CODE RED! CODE RED! Embarrassing photos taken by parentals. This calls for a complete halt of sibling warfare in favor of offensive collaboration.
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